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Jul. 13th, 2009 @ 12:36 pm On putting meat into one's GF
On George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grills )
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Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 04:56 pm Actual martial arts conversation
Clearly I need more to do on Friday. I'm reminded of other engineering companies that have half-day Fridays. At least they realize that no one wants to work at this time of the week anyway.

From last night:

Senior Student: "So what happens if an amateur at Dim Mak* hits you? You probably wouldn't die."

Me: "Well, maybe you wouldn't die, but you'd, like, get a hive on your shoulder or something."

Another student: "Maybe you get depressed."

Senior Student: "Yeah, maybe it's like, 'I was doing fine, and then this guy poked me in the chest, and I've just felt this real ennui lately.'"

*Death Touch
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Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 02:53 pm Random Memory Friday
Last year of college I went camping with a big group of people at Pismo Beach. At some point we decided to go off and play midnight Capture the Flag. With armbands to indicate teams and glowsticks as the flags.

The field was a sort of empty, hilly sandy spot with scrub brush all along the sides. Both teams stuck their flags at the far ends of the fields, and then people started running around. In the confusion, I slipped away to hide behind a bush and half-buried myself in the sand.

Remember, this is the middle of the night on a beach, with only some dim moonlight to light the field.

After about half an hour of back-and-forth, during which no one got near anyone else's flag, finally one guy from the opposing team managed to slip past the front line and circled around the back. After a half an hour of running around, I'm pretty sure everyone forgot I was there. I think the guy who was running right past my hiding spot forgot too because he didn't even know me personally. I'm pretty sure when I sprang out of the bushes and went "YAH! I GOT YOU!" I gave him a heart attack.

I spent the rest of the night emptying sand out of my pockets, but other than that, good times. Some things are worth waiting for.
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Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 01:43 pm For pseudonoise
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Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:55 am Yep


Thanks, Trendalicious!
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Jul. 7th, 2009 @ 11:03 am Midshipman, fetch my brown pants...
(10:54:20 AM) [info]paparatti: hehe, and how are the brown pants working out
(10:54:36 AM) [info]zompus: I've crapped my pants 5 times this morning, not a stain in sight!
(10:56:10 AM) [info]paparatti: D:
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Jun. 26th, 2009 @ 11:33 pm Oof
Had dinner at Suzuya. Had a $25 gift certificate from Restaurants.com. Oof, full. Had various appetizers that I don't usually order, since we were getting a discount. The owner lady tried to comp the meal. Even though she recognized me, I think they might have mixed me up with another regular. I was flattered by the offer, but asked for the check anyway. Left a properly large tip.

Now watching 16 and Pregnant. Lots of really loser-ish guys get their girlfriends pregnant. Glad it's not me.
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Jun. 25th, 2009 @ 03:41 pm The tubes, they are clogged today
It amuses me that certain sections of the internet grind to a halt when something like today's events happens. Sites that are affected by the DDOS effect of zillons of lookieloos:

Livejournal

Oh No They Didn't (well, hosted from Livejournal. LJ is obviously up, but ONTD is just not loading.)

Twitter is overcapacity, but that's not really new.

E! Online is supposedly slow, but I could get through.

Perez Hilton's site is supposedly slow, but I could get through (not that I stayed to look).

AIM is broken. I theorize that it was actually powered by the beating of Michael Jackson's dark heart.

I'm not even going near any Michael Jackson forums.
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Jun. 23rd, 2009 @ 03:41 pm A completely original joke
(1:41:37 PM) [info]paparatti: feel like pizza tonight?
(1:41:41 PM) [info]paparatti: we have loads of peppers and onions cut up
(1:41:44 PM) [info]paparatti: cheese needs to be used
(1:43:22 PM) [info]paparatti: the cheese is mixed cheddar i think, so not strong
(1:49:10 PM) [info]zompus: Sure, I could probably get it done more efficiently if I can get things ready while the d'oh is rising.
(1:49:14 PM) [info]zompus: That's right, I said d'oh.
(1:49:24 PM) [info]paparatti: hahaha
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Jun. 22nd, 2009 @ 02:59 pm Well, I guess I'm going to buy Ghostbusters, then
Humor is best when not expected.

Also, wtf is up with that picture of a ham? Doesn't look like any ham I've ever seen.
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Jun. 19th, 2009 @ 02:13 pm From the stupid re-branding department...
Pizza Hut is rebranding itself "The Hut(t)".

I disagree with the article on one point, though. I think this is even dumber than SciFi rebranding to Syfy. Although Syfy is a really stupid name, at least it doesn't do the TV equivalent of renaming a restaurant into a homonym of the fattest character in a movie series in an attempt to shed an image of being unhealthy. A character who was then parodied by Mel Brooks and Dom DeLuise.

A buddy of mine once described how Pizza Hut(t) made their deep-dish pizza. It involved a standard pizza crust, a deep pizza pan, and half a container of shortening. I can't say I ever ate Pizza Hut(t)'s deep dish pizza, I'm probably better off for it.

I think what happened is one of two possibilities. Either the marketing department is a) a big fan of Star Wars and/or Spaceballs, or b) has not seen either movie and is completely clueless.

Since the parent company is the same one that brought us the unfortunately named KFC Frak Pak, I can only conclude that no one over there actually watches TV or movies.
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Jun. 15th, 2009 @ 01:13 pm Baking Day 2
Tags:
Made banana bread muffins and zucchini bread. The muffins came out well, put them in at 300 deg F for 1 hour, cooked up fine. The zucchini bread, well, no wonder why that person's kids love it. Waaaaaaay too sweet. I even dropped the sugar from 2.25 cu to 2 cu, and it was still too sweet for me. It's more like zucchini-flavored pound case. Next time, if there is one, I'll be doing 1.5 cups or so of sugar.

New machines in the kitchen made the job pretty easy. Instead of having to carefully whisk the batter (in either case) for several minutes, I just dumped it all in Darth Stand Mixer and flipped it on for a few seconds. The Force is strong in that one. I even tossed the bananas into the mini food processor instead of mashing them with a fork; instead of the uneven mash I got liquid banana with just a couple of stray chunks.

Looking for more things to use Darth Stand Mixer on. When all you have is a stand mixer, everything looks like a dough. Maybe hand pulled noodles or dumplings next time...
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Jun. 11th, 2009 @ 09:36 am Another bathroom dream!
Kind of gross, but here's what I remember:

-Something to do with Kentucky Fried Chicken.
-Bathroom was pretty small, about 4 stalls.
-The one I ended up using had wet floors, and for some reason I was barefoot.
-The stall was raised so you could see over the walls. The walls weren't the usual metal bathroom stall walls, they were made of playground plastic.
-There were no toilet seat covers, only mangy towels that I didn't end up using.
-I woke up before actually pooping. Somehow I was disturbed enough that I went to the bathroom for real just to reassure myself that there's a clean toilet available.

I guess I have mental issues with public toilets or something.
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May. 29th, 2009 @ 09:25 am On Owning a House...
blah blah housing )
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May. 26th, 2009 @ 09:25 am Great Adventures in Cooking
Monday was Baking Day. )
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May. 20th, 2009 @ 08:53 am It's kind of like that.
superpoop.com


I love superpoop.
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May. 15th, 2009 @ 04:07 pm On Car Dealerships
It's one thing to read that 800 car dealerships are closing, it's another to see what closing 800 dealerships looks like on google maps.

Only one closing in San Diego, near Mission Valley Mall. Too bad, there are way too many car dealerships near where I work.
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May. 8th, 2009 @ 03:26 pm Star Trek!
Spoiler-riffic! Don't click unless you've seen the movie! Don't blame me if you click! )

Given that I could think of only 3 things I didn't like and 9 things I did like about the movie, I'd say I liked the movie.

Also amusing, about halfway through the movie something went wrong with the projector and the movie halted. Lots of people groaned, someone ran to tell the theater staff, and when the theater manager came in to apologize and tell us that it was being fixed someone said in a Scotty-ish accent, "Make sure they re-initialize the dilithium crystals!" Amusingly enough, they sent someone else in a few minutes later to tell us that the film was broken and that it wouldn't come back on, and while she was talking they got it working again. I was actually happy for the break, the movie was so good I needed a 5 minute breather. We got free passes for the inconvenience, so HOORAY $23 WORTH OF FREE MOVIEGOING.
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May. 7th, 2009 @ 12:47 pm Burger King + Star Trek = wtf commercials
http://io9.com/5244431/star-trek-ad-shows-you-how-to-grease-your-nipples

The URL says it all.
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May. 1st, 2009 @ 10:02 am Country Style Beef Ribs
Bought Country-Style Beef Ribs the other night. Considering ways of cooking them, since I've never used them before.

Potential:

-From a Chowhound post: "I take a long sheet of aluminum foil and fold it in half. Place the ribs on the foil, cover with one medium sliced onion and your favorite bbq sauce. Fold foil tightly around all and bake for an hour at 350 degrees. Ribs are moist and yummy. Serve with a side of egg noodles or rice. Yum."

-Or I could use my Oxtail Stew recipe to make a stew, since [info]paparatti doesn't like oxtails. I don't know how long to cook the meat for, though. This recipe uses a slow cooker on high for 3-4 hours. If it takes that long, this will probably be a Sunday afternoon thing.

-Make a stir fry with it. Stir fry could be made with almost any cut of meat and could use any number of vegetables.

-There's always barbecuing it, but my grill is pretty gross and supposedly we're not allowed to barbecue due to HOA policies. The neighbors on both sides of me have grills outside, so I don't know how strictly it's enforced.

-Slice it into thin strips, marinate with Korean barbecue marinade, and grill (or broil) the meat.
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